He says I think things are bigger than they really are.
I'm beginning to think he is right.
I got my Le Creuset baking dishes from CSN last week. They got here super fast. Like 3 days after I ordered them. Considering that it was free shipping, I expected they would be sent the slowest way possible on the back of a sloth or something, so three days was super exciting.
I tore into the big box like a kid on Christmas day. Inside I found a LOT of packing material and two little baking dishes. Huh? I stood there scratching my head about how they seemed to be half the size I was expecting when the Hubby came over and schooled me (again) in measurement. The measurements I had even typed into my first post about them, 10.5' x 7' baking dish and bonus 7' x 5' dish. He pointed to a framed picture on my bookshelf and said "Honey, what size is this picture?" I replied "5' x 7'". He held up my small 7' x 5' dish next to the picture and then turned it sideways while cocking one eyebrow as if to say "Really? You somehow expected this to be larger?" Yes, yes I did.
So now I don't know what I'm going to bake for my family of five in these little dishes,
but they sure are pretty.
Friday, February 11, 2011
Hubby Always Said I Can't Measure
Labels: cookware, I really am pretty smart
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
More Than a Few Inches of Snow
Another item checked off my "Living in the snow bucket list".
My first foot or more of snow in one night.
This morning we woke up to this.
Saturday, January 29, 2011
The Things I Will Do For Cookware
Friday, January 21, 2011
Cats With Thumbs
I've been promising my children that we'd get new kittens for a while now.
I've been looking and there just haven't been that many kittens on craigslist.
The ones that there were, either didn't have pictures or just didn't pull at my heart strings.
Then last week I saw an ad for these cuties.
We went to go look at them after the kids got home from school.
On the way there, I told my oldest that the cats had six toes,
and she said "Really??" in the most hopeful excited voice you can imagine.
She started ranting about how Jenny The Bloggess recently got a cat with 6 toes also.
Of course I already knew this, because hello,
I've been reading The Bloggess way longer than she has.
Right then, the deal was sealed, we were getting us some cats with thumbs.
When my hubby got home from a work trip the next day, he was slightly ticked that once again,
I obtained new animals for our household when he was out of town.
He really looked at me sideways when I told him they had bonus toes.
He may have said something about them being mutants.
Whatever.
We think they're awesome.
Labels: polydactyl cats
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Winter Wonderland
about what winter looks like in my town.
This is my first REAL winter. The first one where I've experienced cold
and the first where I've experienced snow.
Winter in Southern California is palm trees and rain.
Maybe some ice on your windshield here and there.
If you want to take the kids sledding, you load them up in the car
and drive at least an hour to the nearest ski resort.
Winter in Arizona is like summer in Arizona, except not 120 degrees.
It's sunshine and flip flops. It's 80 degree days.
If you want to take the kids sledding, you load them up in the car
and drive three hours to the nearest place with enough elevation to get snow.
To say that winter in Michigan is different is like saying that
Jerry Falwell and Boy George are different.
It's a WHOLE new world over here.
It's icicles.
I know this isn't exactly what winter looks like in my TOWN,
but I'm still awed by the simple things right in front of me.
And since I'm terrified of driving in the snow, I haven't been getting out a whole lot.
Friday, January 14, 2011
Who Are YOU?
Everyone else is doing it, and by "IT" I don't mean drugs or sex.
It's this whole De-Lurking day thing.
Labels: blogging, De-Lurking Day
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Shoveling Snow is Good For the Soul Amongst Other Things
I ALWAYS said that snow was nice to visit, but I wouldn't want to live in it,
I didn't want to have to drive in it, or have to shovel it out of my driveway.
Ahem.
Famous Last Words.
Here I am, living what should be my own personal nightmare, and you know what? I kinda like it. My husband wants to buy a $500 snow thrower, and I'm thinking "We don't need to waste our money on that, just give me my shovel and go away". I know it sounds totally bizarre, but I came to this realization while my mom was here visiting. (Yeah, that's a whole other story).
I thought it would be nice to have her come and visit. To see where we live. To see that we can still be family even though I moved 2000 miles away. That I hadn't abandoned her. Seven days might have been a little ambitious considering our not too distant blow up. We managed not to fight, but we also avoided speaking about anything of substance.
There was A LOT of tongue biting.
When it snowed, I had to go outside and shovel, and for the first time in DAYS, I had peace. It was just me and my shovel, methodically removing the snow from the walks and the driveway. I found myself lapsing into this meditative state where my mind was void of worry, I was just moving, just shoveling, without thinking. It was the quietest my mind has been in ages.
Maybe this too will get old. Maybe the newness will wear off and it will just become work like so many other household chores, but for now, I'm enjoying my private time with my snow shovel.
I also think that my rear might be residing a little higher than it was before all this physical labor. Bonus!!
Labels: exercise, meditation, shoveling snow, snow
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Tomorrow
I'm in a funk. I don't want to do anything.
Labels: procrastination
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
In 2011 I will either do something really smart or something really stupid. Maybe both.
I'm usually not one for resolutions, and I don't know if I'd call this a resolution. It might be more of a midlife crisis or a mental breakdown, maybe. All I know is that I'm tired of continuing to do what I've always done, and being unhappy with what I get.
Mainly I'm tired of the roller coaster ride that is my husbands career. He works and then he doesn't work. When he's not working there is no guarantee when the next work is going to be. Some years he makes a lot of money, some years, not so much. It's really hard to manage a household when you have no idea how much money you will have or when you are going to have it. I'm pretty sure I'm on the fast track for an ulcer or a padded room. I'm the one that worries about how the bills are going to get paid. He enjoys his off time playing video games.
So in 2011 I'm going to do something different. I've talked about this before, but I've always put it off because of the amount of time and effort involved. It's time for me to go back to school. This freaks me out for an untold number of reasons, starting with it's been 10 years since I've set foot on a college campus and ending with the 5-6 years it will take me to finish my chosen degree (going full time).
When I think about the benefits though, like how in 5 years I will be able to consistently make as much money as the hubby has made in his best years, it seems like a no brainer. When I think about the fact that in 5 years I will have the first 2 of my 3 children also trying to obtain a college education and having the money to cover that for them, I feel in control.
So first things first, I've ordered my transcripts, since I have no idea where the copies I have are located. When they arrive, I will meet with a counselor at the college to plan out my next 5 years. Since it's going to be too late for this semester, I won't be able to put this plan fully in motion until the Fall. I don't think I want to jump back into college in the Summer.
In the meantime, I'm also considering doing something totally ridiculous, The Warrior Dash. Not that this event is in itself ridiculous, but ME participating in it is ridiculous. For those of you that know me in real life, you will understand what a silly endeavor this is.
- First, my mantra is "I don't run unless zombies are chasing me".
- Second, I am the antithesis of athletic, like I trip over air and fall UP stairs (ok to be honest, I've fallen down them too, but that is much easier to do).
- Third, I DON'T like being dirty.
Why this event appeals to me, I don't know. Probably something to do with the mental breakdown I'm having. I think I'm looking to have control over something. Either way, it should make for an interesting year.
Monday, January 3, 2011
Apologies
With all the craziness in December a few things got put off until the new year.
Obviously regular blogging on my part was one of them. I'm not going to declare that "I'm Back!!" or anything that dramatic. Those of you that have followed me for awhile know that I don't blog on any kind of regular time table. I apologize however if your December was in any way less grand because of not being able to read my blog. Somehow I doubt this, but I'll put it out there anyway.
The other thing that got put off was the shipment of naughty bunny mugs. As soon as the giveaway ended, I ordered them from CSN which shipped them promptly to my house. The only problem being that they shipped the FOUR mugs I ordered in one box. Apparently they come from their maker in sets of 4. Since I had ordered this many, I got four, in their original 4 pack box. That's fantastic, because that left me having to find coffee mug shaped boxes, suitable for mailing, in the busiest shipping month of the year. So sorry to my winners, I decided to put off this task until the new year. Tops on my list this week is to find boxes and get these in the mail.
My tree, and all my other Christmas decorations are still up, and I have no immediate plans to take them down. The amount of work involved hurts my head. I really don't understand how some people decorate for EVERY holiday to this extent. Most other holidays are acknowledged in this house by a different hand towel in the guest bath. Yeah, I know, I got all out. Then there are the gung ho people that take it all down the day after Christmas. You know who you are, (ahem, cough, Kim, cough). Really, how do they do it? I was still nursing a headache from only having about 4 hours sleep Christmas Eve.
Of course, next year, this won't be a problem. On Christmas morning, when the hubby and I finally dragged ourselves out of bed, after hours of the kids coming in and trying to extricate us from our slumber, we decided that we'd had enough of staying up until the last of the kiddos FINALLY fell asleep so Santa could come, only to be woken four hours later by those same children who somehow require a third less sleep on Christmas.
No, we aren't going to stop believing in Santa. What we are going to do is wake the kids up right after he comes. Yup, next year as soon as the kids are asleep and Santa comes, we are going to wake them all up, (the hubby wants to do this with a bull horn) and drag them all downstairs for present opening. Then they can either stay up and play with their toys or go back to sleep, but we will be able to go back to sleep and not have to worry about being woken up at 6 am by impatient kids.
Sunday, January 2, 2011
2010 Wrap Up
I called Honeybaked and was still able to procure a ham, and on Christmas Eve I set out to grocery shop for all the dinner accompaniments.
to make it, I asked him "OOooh, Is my present a stand mixer?". He said "No". I made a sad face. My mother in law says "You mean one of those Kitchen Aid things? You need one of those.
I'll buy you one for Christmas." Now this ends up being a gift for her too, since she is moving here, and I know is hoping there are a lot more cakes and cheesecakes in her future,
not that I'm going to complain though.
SEE why we usually don't do buy for each other. It gets so damn complicated.
On Christmas Eve, while I was wrapping gifts and grocery shopping,
Labels: baking, Christmas, house hunting, remodeling
Friday, December 10, 2010
House Guests
On Monday I picked the winners of my Bunny Mug giveaway. Since I only had three comments, it wasn't too hard to figure out who my winners were. In case you were looking for a big announcement, that would be reason #1 why there wasn't one. I ordered the mugs, and emailed the winners for their addresses. Now as soon as the mugs show up, which looks to be sometime between Monday and Thursday of next week, I will send them out.
Other than that, I've had house guests. My mom to be exact. She's been here since Monday and leaves next Monday. Then on Wednesday, my mother in law comes.
Right before receiving house guests, I was able to get my tree up and decorate my mantel.
That's about the extent of the decorating around here. New lights were purchased for the outside of the house, but since they haven't been put up yet and the hubby only has one day off this week, I don't think they are getting done this year.
Labels: Christmas, decorating, family
Friday, December 3, 2010
My First Snow
We finally got snow here a few days ago.
I was too busy selling out for fornicating bunny mugs posting giveaways to blog about it.
My first snow was beautiful.
Then I had to drive in it.
Tiffany had a violin lesson. A lesson that normally is about 30 min from the house. Hubby warned me to leave early, give myself plenty of time, leave plenty of room between me and the car in front of me, and not to wait until the last minute to brake.
I left to take her a full hour before we needed to be there. The roads had been plowed or salted or something because the roads were just wet. The drive was not as treacherous as the hubby had made it out to be. It took 45 minutes. I drove slow. I left room. I braked slowly and carefully. We got there in one piece, with 15 minutes to spare.
Forty five minutes later when we left it was a WHOLE different story. All those roads that had been merely wet had turned to ice, and apparently everyone is leaving work (near violin lessons) and heading home (to my neighborhood) around 5 pm. Go figure.
The TWO hour drive home was the scariest two hours I have ever spent in my whole life.
It was two hours spent clutching my steering wheel, pointing my car in the general direction I wanted to go, and praying.
There was sliding.
There was not going anywhere even though the gas pedal was being pushed.
There was an annoying pulsation that is the traction control.
It didn't seem to help much other than to remind me that
MY TIRES WERE NOT IN CONTACT WITH THE ROAD,
causing me to panic even more.
I really wished I had painted "I'm new here and have never driven in the snow before" on the back window of my car. People were entirely too close to me for their own good.
When I finally made it home, I told my husband that for the rest of the winter I'm only going out right after the roads have been cleared, quickly running my errands, and then I'm coming straight home. If I can't get it done in a 2 hour window, it's not getting done until spring.
Labels: I'm not from around here, Michigan, snow
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Everyone Loves Free Stuff
The wonderful folks over at CSN stores recently contacted me about doing a giveaway on my blog. They have over 200 different stores selling everything from tv tables to bathroom sinks.
I really got excited about getting some free cookware from their cookware site, but the Le Creuset skillet I was hoping for costs a little more than the $35 they are going to give me.
So, you my loyal readers luck out.
I'll be spending the $35 on six of my second favorite item on their site, this bunny mug.

I'm keeping one for myself, and giving the other five away.
To enter all you need to do is leave a comment and make sure that you leave your email if I am not going to be able to find it in 2 clicks or less.
I'm also giving an extra entry to anyone who leaves a comment
AND was following me before this post went live.
If for some reason the bunny mug is going to be inappropriate for your workplace, feel free to peruse any of CSN's other 200 stores and tell me what you'd rather have as long as it costs the same or less than the bunny mug.
Winners will be picked at random on December 7th.
************ Contest Is Closed *****************************
Labels: bunnies, free stuff, tv tables
Monday, November 29, 2010
I'm Kind Of A Big Deal
Labels: blogging, giveaways, I'm kind of a big deal
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
6 Days
Six days ago my youngest came home from school and passed out on the couch.
I knew without looking at her that she was sick.
A mom knows.
My hubby came home that night and kept complaining that it was too cold
in the 70 degree house.
He was sick too.
This was going to be fun.
Five days ago my hubby insisted he needed to go to the doctor.
I told him he was wasting his time and a copay.
He still wanted to go.
Okey Dokey.
I called and made him an appointment.
Because I'm the mom and know who the doctor is.
As I expected the doctor told him to take Alka Selzer Plus and plenty of fluids
and to return Monday if he wasn't better.
I saved a copay on the kid.
My hubby always tells me I'm not a doctor,
but I've taken my kids to the doctor enough times to know when the symptoms are going to warrant the trip and be worth the chance we pick up something more fun.
Then the fever and lethargy spawned a nice cough.
The weekend came and my facebook status read
"My house sounds like the seal exhibit at the zoo".
One of my friends commented "dead sardines all over the place?"
I have funny friends.
By Monday the fevers were better, but the coughs were worse.
My husband did not return to the doctor.
I thought he must be feeling better.
Apparently he was just enjoying being miserable too much.
I finally took my little one to the doctor yesterday, she got an inhaler and antibiotics,
since after 5 days she still had a low grade fever.
Hubby couldn't get in yesterday so he goes back today and I'm sure he'll get the same thing.
It's a good thing too.
Because it's kinda sad that my 9 year old is handling being sick better than her daddy.
And I haven't gotten anything done that I wanted to do in a week.
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Random Musings On Being A Grown Up
My drivers license says I've been a adult two times over, but so far I suck at being a grown up.
I still shop in the juniors section, because I refuse to wear the jeans that cover my belly button,
and there is no in between. It's either the juniors section or the grandma section.
WTF? Where is the hip 30 something year old section?
I've been drinking coffee for 20 something years, if you consider a grande white mocha a coffee.
I know it's more like a hot chocolate with a little coffee thrown in.
I didn't own or know how to operate a coffee maker until 2 years ago.
My coffee to creamer ratio is 2:1.
I have a collection of about 50 shot glasses but my wine glasses are plastic.
Up until recently my favorite wine was Boone's Farm Sangria.
Lately I've been trying different wines (with corked bottles) and enjoying them.
Hoping Santa brings me real glass wine glasses.
My favorite time of day is nap time and I get cranky if I don't get one.
I'm still trying to figure out what I want to be when I "grow up".
Right now am leaning towards artist.
I wouldn't have to worry about that whole starving part, because my hubby works.
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
The Irony Is Not Lost On Me
So almost a month (gasp) ago I told you guys all about my entryway and why I live in constant fear that someone will come to my door and see the mess and clutter. I vowed to do something about it. I was a girl on a mission. I had all these fabulous ideas in my head and I was going to tackle that entryway.
Yeah. About that.
A lack of money, procrastination, and other life obligations kinda got in the way of that.
I did pick up some scrapbook paper and Mod Podge to spruce up the shoe thingie. The actual Mod Podging has not commenced however.
The dog crate problem was partially solved, at least in my head anyway, when I found this article on how to hide a dog crate. Amazing what searching Google for "how to hide a dog crate" will find you. The remaining problem is for me to A) get the table, and B) figure out how to keep the dogs from being able to reach the fabric. They kinda like to pull any fabric they can snag with their claws into their crate and shred it. This might not work well if I have something pretty sitting on top of the table. So there is some sort of crate retrofit in order if this is going to work. Once again it just takes money.
The one issue I did manage to solve was what to do with all the hats, gloves, etc. that were overflowing in a too small plastic tote on top of the shoe thing.
Yes, my friends, that is an over the door shoe rack holding all the hats, gloves, and scarves. It is not, but is remarkably similar to, the over the door shoe rack some of you might remember me ranting about way back in December of 2008. Now just so you know, THAT shoe rack was given to me in December of 2005 and even though I had no use for it, I held on to it (because it was a gift and hoping I'd find something I could use it for). I finally gave up and put it in a garage sale this past January so I would have less to move to Michigan, and now, just as I lamented about in this post, as soon as I got rid of it, I needed it. Grr.
This past weekend I went to the store and spent $12.99 on this over the door shoe rack. I came home and put it on the door. I put all the hats and what not in it. I proudly showed the hubby what I had done.
Hubby: "What is that?"
Me: "That would be my mad home organizational skillz"
Hubby: "And what EXACTLY did you USE to achieve this organization?"
Me: "an over the door shoe rack?"
Hubby: "A what???"
Me: "An over the door shoe rack"
Hubby: "You'd better not let your mom see that"
Me: "I know"
Labels: foyer, hoarding, irony, organization
Sunday, November 7, 2010
Homemade Christmas
As I've been exercising my creative muscles this past month, the kids have wanted to play too. Every time I pull out the craft supplies, they are right there saying "Can I make something?". That gave me an idea. They are old enough now, 14, 12, and 9 to really start thinking about Christmas in terms of giving rather than receiving. So I told them that this year, I want them to make presents for each other, grandmas, and mom and dad. I gave them a week to plan what they want to make and took them shopping at the craft store this weekend. They came up with some really good ideas. It will be interesting to see how they turn out. I won't post any pics until the gifts are given, but look for them in a future post.
Labels: Christmas, crafting, kid crafts
Saturday, November 6, 2010
Bunch of Ingrates
Again I found inspiration over at Tip Junkie.
A few days ago Laurie posted 20 Thanksgiving Crafts To Make. I loved the concept behind crafts 1 - 4, to decorate for Thanksgiving with something that would cause the kids, and the hubby and I, to think about what we are grateful for. Sometimes I think we all get so caught up wanting things we don't have (and don't need) that we forget to take stock of our blessings.
A trip to JoAnn's last night and a trip to the Salvation Army store this morning
yielded the items needed to make my board.
I worked on it for hours. Mostly because the chipboard letters were on the smallish
side and I wanted to Mod Podge them with fall scrapbook paper.
Tracing and cutting out all the letters took forever.
I finally finished it and invited the kids to come write what they were thankful for.
Tiffany is thankful for her family, shelter, and bananas.
Kimberly is thankful for mommy and daddy's love & yummy muffins.
Aimee is thankful for all the wonderful people that I love and all the love we share.
They drew some interesting pictures too.
After I took this picture the hubby came over and added that he was thankful for whoopie cushions and added to the art fest with a drawing of a dude wearing sunglasses.
I think they are missing the point.
Or they are mocking me.
Either way I'm really proud of my board.
Labels: crafting, creativity, home decor, Thanksgiving



