Scurvy ARGH

This is what happens when your children get their medical training from the television. You get notes like this one on your nightstand on a Monday morning when they aren't feeling up to going to school.

Now of course I knew right away that she didn't have scurvy, but after a note like that I had to take her to the doctor anyway. Of course the doctor confirmed what I already knew. Garden variety sore throat. Not even Strep. No pirates. How boring.